1 00:01:10,837 --> 00:01:13,272 ♪ Lazy Mary, will you get up ♪ 2 00:01:13,340 --> 00:01:16,275 JWill you get up wlll you get up ♪ 3 00:01:16,343 --> 00:01:18,778 ♪ Lazy Mary, will you get up ♪ 4 00:01:18,845 --> 00:01:21,610 ; Will you get up today; 5 00:01:21,682 --> 00:01:24,117 ♪ No, no, Mother I won't get up ♪ 6 00:01:24,184 --> 00:01:26,949 ; I won't get up I won't get UP ♪ 7 00:01:27,020 --> 00:01:29,455 ♪ No, no, Mother I won't get up ♪ 8 00:01:29,523 --> 00:01:31,457 ♪ I won't get up today; 9 00:02:34,021 --> 00:02:36,786 ♪ Lazy Mary, will you get up ♪ 10 00:02:36,857 --> 00:02:38,791 JWill you get up wlll you get up ♪ 11 00:02:38,859 --> 00:02:42,625 ♪ Lazy Mary, will you get up will you get up today; 12 00:02:42,696 --> 00:02:44,790 ♪ Lazy Mary, will you get up ♪ 13 00:02:44,865 --> 00:02:47,800 JWill you get up wlll you get up ♪ 14 00:02:47,868 --> 00:02:51,634 ♪ Lazy Mary, will you get up will you get up today; 15 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:55,300 ♪ Lazy Mary, will you get up will you get up today; 16 00:02:55,375 --> 00:02:58,640 ♪ Lazy Mary, will you get up will you get up ♪♪ 17 00:02:58,712 --> 00:03:03,650 - Who is it? - I've got a special delivery airmail for you, Pa. 18 00:03:03,717 --> 00:03:07,745 Well, I-- I got my hands full, Hank. 19 00:03:07,821 --> 00:03:09,812 Slip it under the door. 20 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:24,767 ♪ General Sherman had an army ofl00,000 men; 21 00:03:24,838 --> 00:03:26,772 ♪ He marched them up the hill ♪ 22 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:29,775 ; And then he marched them down again ♪ 23 00:03:29,843 --> 00:03:31,937 ♪ When they were up they were up ♪ 24 00:03:32,012 --> 00:03:34,447 ♪ And when they were down they were down ♪ 25 00:03:34,514 --> 00:03:36,778 ♪ And when they were halfway up ♪ 26 00:03:36,850 --> 00:03:40,582 ♪ They were neither up nor down ♪♪ 27 00:03:42,189 --> 00:03:45,955 [Door Opening, Closing 1 28 00:03:47,861 --> 00:03:50,956 How ya feelin' now, Ma? 29 00:03:51,031 --> 00:03:54,626 Same as I always do after a hard day's washin'. 30 00:03:54,701 --> 00:03:56,795 You sure you ain't sick? 31 00:03:56,870 --> 00:03:59,805 If anybody's sick around here, it must be you. 32 00:03:59,873 --> 00:04:03,571 'Tain't natural for you to work hard enough to get my breakfast. Now, now, Ma. 33 00:04:03,643 --> 00:04:08,911 There ain't gonna be no more tough days for you, 'cause I'm gonna help. 34 00:04:08,982 --> 00:04:11,246 With the washin'? Mm-hmm. 35 00:04:11,318 --> 00:04:13,582 Startin' today, I'm gonna make a clean shirt... 36 00:04:13,653 --> 00:04:16,088 last a month instead of two weeks. 37 00:04:16,156 --> 00:04:19,592 Oh, here's a letter for us. Who's it from? 38 00:04:19,659 --> 00:04:23,596 Must be from Kim's folks. The postmark says Boston. 39 00:04:31,037 --> 00:04:34,063 Two airplane tickets to New York... 40 00:04:35,342 --> 00:04:38,573 and then to Paris. 41 00:04:38,645 --> 00:04:41,580 Is it from Kim's folks? 42 00:04:41,648 --> 00:04:45,380 It must be. It's signed byjonathan. I wonder what it's all about. 43 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:48,046 If you'll read it, you'll find out. 44 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:51,716 “Dear Ma and Pa--“ That's us, all right. 45 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:56,389 “Dear Ma and Pa--“ You said that before. 46 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:58,898 Do you want me to read it or don't you? 47 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:01,491 Oh, sure, Ma. Go ahead. 48 00:05:10,076 --> 00:05:14,513 “Affectionately yours, Elizabeth and j onathan.” 49 00:05:14,581 --> 00:05:17,846 Well, I'll declare. What do you think about it, Pa? 50 00:05:17,918 --> 00:05:20,683 Well, I don't rightly know... 51 00:05:20,754 --> 00:05:23,018 because I never heard a word you said. 52 00:05:23,089 --> 00:05:27,856 Elizabeth andjonathan want us to go to Paris with them! 53 00:05:27,928 --> 00:05:32,695 Paris, France? Well, it ain't Paris, Kentucky! 54 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:34,700 Two of their friends were going with them, 55 00:05:34,768 --> 00:05:37,203 but after buying the tickets, their friends can't go. 56 00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:40,865 Now they want us to go with them. That's wonderful, Ma. 57 00:05:40,941 --> 00:05:43,876 I always wanted to go to Paris, France. 58 00:05:43,944 --> 00:05:46,538 I almost did during the First World War. 59 00:05:46,613 --> 00:05:49,048 What stopped ya? I don't know. 60 00:05:49,115 --> 00:05:53,882 They said I couldn't go until they scraped the bottom of the barrel. 61 00:05:55,288 --> 00:05:58,223 The change will do us both good, Ma. Oh-- 62 00:05:58,291 --> 00:06:02,159 Let's do it, huh? I'm afraid I'd worry too much about the kids. 63 00:06:02,229 --> 00:06:06,325 But they say they won't take no for an answer. Them's my sentiments too. 64 00:06:06,399 --> 00:06:08,993 Don't worry. Leave everything to me. 65 00:06:09,069 --> 00:06:11,163 I'll find someone to look after the kids. 66 00:06:11,238 --> 00:06:14,333 We don't get the chance to go to Paris, France every day, you know. 67 00:06:17,811 --> 00:06:21,042 Thanks for the breakfast. 68 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:23,515 Oh, don't mention it, Ma. 69 00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:26,883 I'll fixyou up a good lunch too. 70 00:06:26,953 --> 00:06:29,854 Be sure you fix me something you can eat! 71 00:06:34,094 --> 00:06:36,188 Our only problem now... 72 00:06:36,263 --> 00:06:39,699 is to find someone to look after the kids while we're gone. 73 00:06:39,766 --> 00:06:41,860 You don't have to look any further, Pa. 74 00:06:41,935 --> 00:06:46,372 I know a young squaw who'll papoose-sit for four dozen eggs a week. 75 00:06:46,439 --> 00:06:48,874 That's kind of steep, ain't it? 76 00:06:48,942 --> 00:06:51,536 Chicken feed's hard to get these days. 77 00:06:51,611 --> 00:06:56,208 If you don't believe me, just go out and try to borrow some. 78 00:06:56,283 --> 00:06:59,719 I'll get you better rate. 79 00:06:59,786 --> 00:07:03,484 Could you lend me a pipe-ful of tobacco? 80 00:07:03,556 --> 00:07:05,490 Sure, Pa. 81 00:07:26,913 --> 00:07:31,714 Oh, Pa, don't forget to bring us some postcards from Paris. 82 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:34,345 Thought neither of you fellas could read. 83 00:07:34,421 --> 00:07:36,856 Who has to read 'em? 84 00:07:38,925 --> 00:07:41,019 You got a match? 85 00:07:49,936 --> 00:07:51,870 Where you goin' with the wheelbarrow? 86 00:07:51,938 --> 00:07:53,872 We gotta take it back to Lem Tullett. 87 00:07:53,940 --> 00:07:56,375 Then you're going right by my house. 88 00:07:56,443 --> 00:08:00,971 No use going empty-handed. I'll go back with ya. 89 00:08:01,047 --> 00:08:03,482 Huh. Shut up! 90 00:08:03,550 --> 00:08:06,815 You talk too much. Keep it in order, boys. 91 00:08:06,886 --> 00:08:08,820 Keep it orderly. 92 00:08:55,268 --> 00:08:57,202 All right, children! All right! 93 00:08:57,270 --> 00:08:59,602 Now, quiet down! Quiet down! 94 00:08:59,672 --> 00:09:03,131 What was it you wanted? A small bottle of perfume, if it isn't too expensive. 95 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:07,578 What can Ma bring you, honey? 96 00:09:07,647 --> 00:09:10,048 A big flock of french-fried potatoes. 97 00:09:10,116 --> 00:09:12,676 Now, listen, children. 98 00:09:12,752 --> 00:09:17,189 If you'll all be good while Ma's gone and do what Little Red Fawn tells ya, 99 00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:19,817 I'll bring everyone a present when I come back. 100 00:09:22,095 --> 00:09:24,359 Ma, your taxi just pulled up. 101 00:09:24,431 --> 00:09:28,595 - You got the tickets and passport, Pa? - Right here in my hand, Ma. 102 00:09:28,668 --> 00:09:30,727 Well, get a move-on, you. The taxi's waitin'. 103 00:09:32,605 --> 00:09:36,701 Won't have to borrow tobacco while you're gone. Going-away present. 104 00:09:36,776 --> 00:09:39,040 Well, thanks, Geoduck. 105 00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:43,549 I was beginning to worry how I was gonna say “borrow“ in French. 106 00:09:43,616 --> 00:09:48,554 Little Red Fawn, take good care of my litter. 107 00:09:48,621 --> 00:09:52,216 So long, kids. Bye, Pa! 108 00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:54,226 Come on, Ma. 109 00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:58,322 Ain't you gonna take ahold of these suitcases? Oh, I can't, Ma. 110 00:09:58,398 --> 00:10:01,265 My arm's still sore from that vaccination. 111 00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:03,268 Ain't nothin' wrong with your right one, is there? 112 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:05,896 I got the passports in that one, Ma. 113 00:10:05,972 --> 00:10:08,600 Geoduck, help Ma with the bags. Sure, Pa. 114 00:10:08,675 --> 00:10:10,700 Pick them up. 115 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:13,269 Hey, Ma, you forgot something! 116 00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:15,280 Oh. 117 00:10:15,348 --> 00:10:17,612 Come on, children. Come on. 118 00:10:17,684 --> 00:10:22,121 Now, Ma's gonna be missin' you all while she's away. 119 00:10:22,188 --> 00:10:25,783 They'll give you some trouble, but they don't mean any harm. 120 00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:29,454 They'rejust like all other kids, I guess. Full of the dickens. 121 00:10:29,529 --> 00:10:31,964 Iwouldn't take $10 million for'em. 122 00:10:32,031 --> 00:10:34,796 I wouldn't give a nickel for another one. 123 00:10:38,037 --> 00:10:39,971 Him stuck. 124 00:10:40,039 --> 00:10:42,133 You oughta give him a hand. 125 00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:49,641 The handle came off. We'll have to fix that. 126 00:10:56,055 --> 00:10:58,990 Jonathan, here they come! Yeah. 127 00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:07,430 You old son of a gun, you haven't changed a bit! 128 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,935 Hel lo, j onathan. Ma, how are you? 129 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,973 I wish Tom, Kim and the baby could have been here. 130 00:11:13,039 --> 00:11:14,973 Kim and the baby are still visiting Tom in camp. 131 00:11:15,041 --> 00:11:17,635 They send you their love and wish you bon voyage. 132 00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:20,771 That was nice of'em. Did you wish them the same thing from us? 133 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:22,781 Yes, of course. 134 00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:26,444 How was the trip, Ma? Were you sick? No, but I was afraid to yawn. 135 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:29,955 In another three-quarters ofan hour, we'll be winging our way over the Atlantic. 136 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,957 We'll have dinner on the plane. 137 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,959 Bus for Idlewild Airport now loading. 138 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,291 Connections for Paris and intermediate cities. 139 00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:38,296 That's us, Ma. Here we go. 140 00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:42,301 You old son of a gun, will we have a good time in Paris. 141 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:45,303 Paris, France. Yeah. 142 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:55,113 Fasten your belts, please. 143 00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:58,481 Fasten your seat belts, please. 144 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:03,251 Fasten your belt, please. 145 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:07,590 Pardon me, sir. Fasten your belt, please. Don't wear any. 146 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:10,823 Would it be all right if I take a tuck in my suspenders? 147 00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:15,093 She means this belt here. 148 00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:36,283 That's the best supper I've had since lunch. 149 00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:39,621 What's the matter, Ma? 'Tain't like you to leave any of your vittles. 150 00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:45,131 Can't finish it. My stomach's rollin' around like the waves down there. 151 00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:47,462 You ain't lightin' up that smokestack, are you? 152 00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:51,299 Theyoung lady said it was all right to smoke the minute we was off the ground. 153 00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:53,965 Here's an old lady who says you can't. 154 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:56,975 If you've got to smoke that smelly thing, 155 00:12:57,043 --> 00:13:00,479 why don't you go back to one of those empty seats? Just as you say, Ma. 156 00:13:00,546 --> 00:13:03,379 But this pipe is sweet as a nut. 157 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,414 Oh, excuse me. 158 00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:15,090 I'll take it, sir. Oh, thank you. 159 00:13:16,829 --> 00:13:20,766 Where you going, Pa? Back here to take a smoke. 160 00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:25,100 Ma's stomach is a bit skittish. 161 00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:28,573 Don't you feel good, Ma? I'll be all right. 162 00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:32,941 Pardon me. 163 00:13:33,012 --> 00:13:36,949 Doyou mind if I sit here? Not at all. 164 00:13:37,016 --> 00:13:39,610 Thanks. 165 00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:44,453 You see, Ma, that's my wife, 166 00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:46,458 she don't feel so good. 167 00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:48,961 She don't want me blowing smoke in her face, 168 00:13:49,028 --> 00:13:52,623 so if you don't mind-- Certainly not. 169 00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:55,634 I was just about to smoke myself. 170 00:13:55,702 --> 00:14:00,139 My name's Kettle, Pa Kettle. 171 00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:02,231 What's yours? 172 00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:06,404 Wade. Adolph Wade. Adolph, eh? 173 00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:08,914 I had a hog by that name once. 174 00:14:08,981 --> 00:14:12,076 But when Adolph showed up one day with a litter of pigs, 175 00:14:12,151 --> 00:14:15,746 I had to change his name to “Alice.“ Very interesting, Mr. Kettle. 176 00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:18,587 Pa is the name. 177 00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:20,922 Mighty fine smelling tobacco. 178 00:14:20,993 --> 00:14:23,928 Yes. Special blend. 179 00:14:25,164 --> 00:14:29,101 You know-- You know, we're going to Paris. 180 00:14:29,168 --> 00:14:31,398 That's fine. 181 00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:33,599 Where are you stopping? 182 00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:36,608 At the Hotel Louis XIV. 183 00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:39,611 You mean the Louis Quatorze. 184 00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:43,115 No, this is Louis XIV Hotel, I'm sure. 185 00:14:43,182 --> 00:14:46,777 Mr. Kettle-- Pa's the name. 186 00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:51,415 Pa, you look like a man who can be trusted. 187 00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:54,791 Been chargin' tobacco at Billy Reed's store for 25 years. 188 00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:57,796 Good. I want to give you something. 189 00:14:57,864 --> 00:15:00,799 That is, if you do not mind doing me a favor. 190 00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:03,996 Always believe in being neighborly. 191 00:15:06,305 --> 00:15:09,900 Then you will bring this letter to me in Room 408... 192 00:15:09,976 --> 00:15:14,106 in the Hotel Louis XIV tomorrow night at 8:00. 193 00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:18,549 Why do you want me to deliver the letter to you when you already got it? 194 00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:22,248 Mr. Kettle-- I mean Pa. 195 00:15:22,321 --> 00:15:25,916 I've been quite ill. I get dizzy spells. 196 00:15:25,992 --> 00:15:29,428 Get 'em myself when I lace my shoelaces too tight. 197 00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:33,591 I was shellshocked in the First World War. 198 00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:36,533 Uh, sometimes I don't know what I'm doing. 199 00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:41,096 Don't feel too bad. Ma says I'm that way all the time. 200 00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:44,109 It's amnesia. 201 00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:47,238 Ma says with me it's dumbness. 202 00:15:47,313 --> 00:15:51,944 Mr. Kettle, should anything happen to me during one of my attacks, 203 00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:55,454 I don't want to lose this or have it found on me. 204 00:15:55,521 --> 00:15:59,287 It is very valuable. 205 00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:03,056 I can trust you, can't I... Pa? 206 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:08,226 Likel said, Billy Reed's been trustin' me for 25 years... 207 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,237 for tobacco. 208 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:17,072 By the way, would you like to try some of my private blend? 209 00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:21,080 It's put up especially for me. Oh, thanks. 210 00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:23,081 Sure is about time... Huh? 211 00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:26,084 I had a smoke for myself. 212 00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:12,056 Franklin Kettle. 213 00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:15,066 That's me, but it sure don't sound right. 214 00:17:15,134 --> 00:17:18,069 Maybe I'd better put down “Pa.“ Oh, no, I think that'll be all right. 215 00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:21,072 The clerk will remember it. It'll be all right. 216 00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:24,576 Suite 422 for Madame and Monsieur Parker. 217 00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:27,409 Suite 419, Madame and Monsieur Kettle. 218 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,414 I want to see the cashier. 219 00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:33,419 I want to change some of this American money into French money. 220 00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:37,423 Would you let me have some francs for this, please? Sure, sir. 221 00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:56,938 Magnifique! N 'es t-ce pas? 222 00:17:57,009 --> 00:17:59,444 How did you know my name was Pa? 223 00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:02,209 Pardon? You just called me “Pa.” 224 00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:05,216 No, no, no, monsieur. I said, "Afest-ce pas. ” 225 00:18:05,284 --> 00:18:08,379 I mean your taste, it is good. 226 00:18:08,454 --> 00:18:13,051 What I wouldn't give to be 59 again. 227 00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:15,890 You are an American, no, monsieur? 228 00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:21,230 Well, how'd you guess? A gift. But, monsieur, we waste time. 229 00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:23,894 I have for you a wonderful bargain. 230 00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:29,238 Twelve authentic postcards showing the beauties of Paris. 231 00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:33,745 All for the unheard-of price of one American dollar. 232 00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:36,908 One dollar, eh? Twelve for a dollar? 233 00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:38,917 Not bad. 234 00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:41,079 And these postcards are-- how you say-- 235 00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:43,588 sensational! 236 00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:55,764 Hellqjonathan. I was just gonna buy some postals from this young fellow. 237 00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:57,929 I don't think you want those postals, Pa. 238 00:18:58,004 --> 00:19:00,439 There's a much better selection over here at the newsstand. 239 00:19:00,506 --> 00:19:03,874 I'm afraid I'll have to buy them from this party. 240 00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:06,878 After all, I made a bargain. 241 00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:10,041 Why, he's gone. 242 00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:13,381 Why do you suppose he disappeared so fast? I can't imagine. 243 00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:17,116 I think we'd better join the ladies. 244 00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:22,220 What you doin', Ma? Pickin' out postal cards for the children. 245 00:19:22,294 --> 00:19:25,389 Oh, that's fine, Ma. You think of everything. 246 00:19:25,464 --> 00:19:30,903 That reminds me, I mustn't forget to deliver that letter to Mr. Wade. 247 00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:33,905 I hope Pa ain't gettin' mixed up in nothin'. Just bein' neighborly. 248 00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:36,908 We'll have to hurry or we won't have time to dress for dinner. 249 00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:39,240 600 fiance, s7! Vous plaTt. 250 00:19:39,311 --> 00:19:41,905 Well, I haven't any francs yet. 251 00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:45,576 You'll just have to put it on the bill. I'll take care of it. 252 00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:48,245 That's mighty nice of you. Oh, come on. Come on now, Pa. 253 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:50,311 Monsieur! 254 00:19:50,389 --> 00:19:53,086 Has he got some change coming? No. 255 00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:56,925 Monsieur, what would you say if I tell you how to become... 256 00:19:56,996 --> 00:20:00,330 the most desirable man in all Paris? 257 00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:03,562 I don't think you could do it. 258 00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:09,302 They call this "L fxpectative. ” 259 00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,810 Come again? 260 00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:15,142 It means hope. 261 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:18,946 It means confidence. 262 00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:23,580 I t m ea n s Pexpectatxbn. 263 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:30,492 Gosh, ifGeoduck and Crowbar could get a whiffofme now. 264 00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:35,867 Better keep your eye on Pa. 265 00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:38,870 Looks like he's got a crush on that pretty salesgirl. 266 00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:40,872 He's old enough to be her father. 267 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:43,966 Father? Grandfather! 268 00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:56,445 Frank! 269 00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:02,952 How did they know my name was Franklin? 270 00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:06,521 Mon chéri! Mon petit chou! 271 00:21:09,735 --> 00:21:11,794 II est charmant! 272 00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:14,397 Frank! 273 00:21:29,388 --> 00:21:31,322 Bonsoir, monsieur. Bonsoir. 274 00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:34,325 You have Room 408 reserved for Adolph Wade? 275 00:21:34,393 --> 00:21:38,330 Ah, Monsieur Wade. We almost gave you up. 276 00:21:38,397 --> 00:21:42,664 Have a Mr. And Mrs. Kettle checked in yet? 277 00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:47,502 0m; quite some time ago. They're on your floor. Room 419. 278 00:21:47,573 --> 00:21:51,009 Take Monsieur Wade's bags to Room 408. 279 00:21:51,076 --> 00:21:53,170 Bonsoir, monsieur. 280 00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,797 Our information was correct. 281 00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:13,958 We will wait till the bellboy leaves, 282 00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:16,127 then we will pay Mr. Wade a visit. 283 00:22:18,871 --> 00:22:21,966 Oh, I do hope Ma and Pa have a good time. 284 00:22:24,877 --> 00:22:28,814 We'll make it our business to see that they do. 285 00:22:28,881 --> 00:22:32,146 Hello, folks. We're all set in our best bib and tucker. 286 00:22:32,218 --> 00:22:37,418 - You look simply lovely! - You'd never think she was the mother of15 kids! 287 00:22:37,489 --> 00:22:40,481 Come right in, folks, and join the festivities! 288 00:22:40,559 --> 00:22:43,324 Ma, I simply can't get over how wonderful you look. 289 00:22:43,395 --> 00:22:47,559 Thanks, Elizabeth. You look kind of highfalutin yourself. 290 00:22:47,633 --> 00:22:50,762 Folks, we are going to start the fireworks with champagne. 291 00:22:50,836 --> 00:22:53,134 Well, ain't you got any buttermilk? 292 00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:55,173 Sit down, Pa. 293 00:22:55,241 --> 00:22:58,006 Take a load off your feet. 294 00:23:02,181 --> 00:23:04,479 Have a canapé, Ma. 295 00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:06,609 I Ma] Thanks, Elizabeth. 296 00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,617 Pa? 297 00:23:10,689 --> 00:23:14,284 Hmm. What's this? 298 00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:17,921 It's “cave-iar“! Now, don't go acting like you don't know what it is. 299 00:23:17,997 --> 00:23:20,796 It'; fish Eggs! Fish eggs, eh? 300 00:23:26,038 --> 00:23:28,473 I'll tell you something. 301 00:23:28,540 --> 00:23:31,942 I don't think these eggs are fresh. 302 00:23:34,213 --> 00:23:36,807 Ma. 303 00:23:36,882 --> 00:23:40,648 No, thanks. I'll wait for the buttermilk. 304 00:23:40,719 --> 00:23:42,983 Pa? 305 00:23:44,223 --> 00:23:46,487 Down the hatch, Pa. 306 00:24:42,214 --> 00:24:44,649 How do you like the champagne, Pa? 307 00:24:44,717 --> 00:24:48,813 It sizzles up the nose and tickles all the way down. 308 00:24:48,887 --> 00:24:52,482 Reminds me of the Saturday night keg parties... 309 00:24:52,558 --> 00:24:55,960 Lem Tullett used to throw. 310 00:24:56,028 --> 00:24:59,987 Only we didn't have champagne. 311 00:25:00,065 --> 00:25:02,033 We had hard cider. 312 00:25:03,135 --> 00:25:07,197 But Lem didn't really throw those parties... 313 00:25:07,272 --> 00:25:10,207 'cause you had to pay for whateveryou drunk. 314 00:25:10,275 --> 00:25:14,371 The boys tell me it was real good cider though. 315 00:25:18,650 --> 00:25:21,779 Tuckyour bib in, Pa. 316 00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:25,882 It's 8:00. You'd better deliver that envelope to Mr. Wade. 317 00:25:25,958 --> 00:25:27,949 That' s fight, Ma. 318 00:25:28,027 --> 00:25:30,291 I almost forgot to remember. 319 00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:34,492 It won't take me a minute. It's right down the hall. 320 00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:41,472 Jonathan, you'd better go with him. 321 00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:43,474 I'm all right. 322 00:25:55,721 --> 00:25:57,655 406. 323 00:26:01,493 --> 00:26:03,427 407. 324 00:26:06,498 --> 00:26:08,432 408. 325 00:26:11,270 --> 00:26:13,204 You killed him. You shouldn't have. 326 00:26:13,272 --> 00:26:15,604 I had to do it. 327 00:26:15,674 --> 00:26:18,109 He wasn't bluffing. 328 00:26:18,177 --> 00:26:20,111 The envelope. 329 00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:24,607 He hasn't got it. 330 00:26:24,683 --> 00:26:27,015 I'm afraid he was telling the truth. 331 00:26:37,696 --> 00:26:40,131 The door is unlocked. 332 00:26:40,199 --> 00:26:42,793 We will put him behind the sofa. 333 00:26:49,741 --> 00:26:52,642 [Pa 1 Oh, Mr. Adolph Wade! 334 00:26:52,711 --> 00:26:55,806 I've got your envelope here for you! 335 00:26:58,217 --> 00:27:00,311 Justa minute. 336 00:27:04,323 --> 00:27:06,314 Come in. 337 00:27:16,168 --> 00:27:18,102 He hasn't got that envelope either. 338 00:27:18,170 --> 00:27:20,264 He's got to have it. He said he had it. 339 00:27:25,677 --> 00:27:28,112 Pa would forget his head if it wasn't tied on. 340 00:27:28,180 --> 00:27:30,945 Leaving this in his other suit. 341 00:27:31,016 --> 00:27:33,610 Pa! You in there! 342 00:27:37,256 --> 00:27:39,953 He'd better be in there if he knows what's good for him! 343 00:27:45,864 --> 00:27:47,958 Will you tuck that bib in? 344 00:27:48,033 --> 00:27:51,936 How do you expect to give this envelope to Mr. Wade if you don't take it? 345 00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:55,634 Pa, will you stop playm' possum? He's unconscious! 346 00:27:55,707 --> 00:27:59,644 No more than usual. He's had too much of that bubble water! 347 00:28:04,316 --> 00:28:06,284 What happened? 348 00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:10,254 “What happened?“ You had too much too fast! 349 00:28:10,322 --> 00:28:12,256 No, it wasn't the champagne, Ma. 350 00:28:12,324 --> 00:28:14,418 Somebody must have hit him over the head. Hmm! 351 00:28:14,493 --> 00:28:17,155 Whatjonathan says is right, Ma. 352 00:28:17,229 --> 00:28:20,927 I knew this envelope would get him into trouble. 353 00:28:20,999 --> 00:28:22,967 Who hit ya, Pa? 354 00:28:23,035 --> 00:28:27,097 I don't rightly know. The roof caved in before I could see him. 355 00:28:27,172 --> 00:28:32,110 I beg your pardon. Ls Mr. Wade ill? 356 00:28:32,177 --> 00:28:36,444 Father, this isn't Mr. Wade. No, of course not. 357 00:28:36,515 --> 00:28:38,950 What happened here? That's what we're trying to find out. 358 00:28:39,017 --> 00:28:41,611 Pa came in here to deliver this envelope to Mr. Wade, 359 00:28:41,687 --> 00:28:43,951 and somebody smacked him over the head! 360 00:28:44,022 --> 00:28:46,252 Good heavens. You didn't see who hit you, Pa? 361 00:28:46,325 --> 00:28:51,991 Oh! My head feels like it's full of buzzing bees. 362 00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:54,294 I don't think it could have been Mr. Wade. 363 00:28:54,366 --> 00:28:58,132 My daughter and I saw him leave the lobby quite some time ago. 364 00:28:58,203 --> 00:29:02,071 Hence my curiosity when I heard voices in here. 365 00:29:02,140 --> 00:29:05,235 Someone must have known that he had that letter. 366 00:29:05,310 --> 00:29:08,405 Ma, this is beginning to add up. 367 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:10,915 Perhaps I can offer a suggestion. 368 00:29:10,983 --> 00:29:15,250 There is no need of subjecting your husband to any more risks, madame. 369 00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:18,813 I'd be more than happy to deliver the letter to Mr. Wade. 370 00:29:18,890 --> 00:29:22,087 I am Cyrus Kraft, a very close friend of his. 371 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:25,289 And this is my daughter, Inez. Well-- 372 00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:32,093 Thanks just the same, Mr. Kraft, but we'll see that he gets it. 373 00:29:32,170 --> 00:29:35,196 Just as you say, madame. 374 00:29:35,274 --> 00:29:39,643 Pa, I guess I'd better cancel the reservations for the show tonight. 375 00:29:39,711 --> 00:29:42,646 What show are you talking about? Well, you know. 376 00:29:42,714 --> 00:29:48,380 The one with the beautiful, uh-- the beautiful-- the beautiful... 377 00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:50,649 pictures you saw in the lobby. 378 00:29:50,722 --> 00:29:52,656 Oh, we oughta go. 379 00:29:52,724 --> 00:29:56,683 Iwouldn't think of spoiling Ma's fun. 380 00:29:56,762 --> 00:29:59,163 What show are you going to see, may I ask? 381 00:29:59,231 --> 00:30:02,326 The one at the Cafe d'Ete. What a coincidence! 382 00:30:02,401 --> 00:30:04,335 We are going there too! 383 00:30:04,403 --> 00:30:06,667 Allow me to take you. 384 00:30:06,738 --> 00:30:10,834 It is only that I want to do something for my friend Wade. 385 00:30:10,909 --> 00:30:15,676 Won't you be my guests? Your guests! That's right neighborly of you. 386 00:30:15,747 --> 00:30:18,011 The more the merrier, I always say. 387 00:30:18,083 --> 00:30:20,745 Kettle's the name, Pa Kettle. Then we are agreed. 388 00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:24,722 We will change now and-- Father, hadn't we better report this unfortunate incident? 389 00:30:24,790 --> 00:30:26,781 Of course, my dear. 390 00:30:26,858 --> 00:30:28,792 Please don't worry about anything. 391 00:30:28,860 --> 00:30:31,022 We'll take care of it. Come on, Pa! 392 00:30:31,096 --> 00:30:34,031 Meet you later at the café. Good-bye. 393 00:30:37,102 --> 00:30:40,538 Well, uh... see you later. 394 00:30:42,607 --> 00:30:44,541 Get] acques! 395 00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:51,373 G; 396 00:30:51,450 --> 00:30:54,044 £3 397 00:30:54,119 --> 00:30:57,555 Steward, there must be some mistake. We didn't order wine. 398 00:30:57,622 --> 00:31:00,216 With compliments by Mr. Kraft. 399 00:31:00,292 --> 00:31:03,557 Mighty fine fellow, that “Mon-sewer“ Kraft. 400 00:31:03,628 --> 00:31:07,531 Now, watch your bib, Pa. Don't worry, Ma. I got it snubbed. 401 00:31:07,599 --> 00:31:10,694 G," 402 00:31:10,769 --> 00:31:13,795 £3 403 00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:16,534 Ladies, gentlemen... 404 00:31:16,608 --> 00:31:18,542 The gossip! 405 00:31:18,610 --> 00:31:21,045 £3 406 00:31:21,113 --> 00:31:24,549 ,'A song I are words 50m' in my heart,' 407 00:31:24,616 --> 00:31:27,313 ♪ A little light air sir; 408 00:31:27,386 --> 00:31:30,845 ,'An air of going/se ft see me / I launched,' 409 00:31:30,922 --> 00:31:33,857 ♪ Everything to please you sir; 410 00:31:33,925 --> 00:31:36,826 jfgi even learned a dzre “no, no” ♪ 411 00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:39,865 g,' Look it! Those are the same girls we saw... 412 00:31:39,931 --> 00:31:42,025 in the hotel lobby, in the posters. 413 00:31:42,100 --> 00:31:45,195 You got a pretty good memory, haven't you, Pa? Nothing to it, Ma. 414 00:31:45,270 --> 00:31:49,298 Easy to recognize 'em by their... faces. 415 00:31:49,374 --> 00:31:52,366 So come closer sir; 416 00:31:52,444 --> 00:31:57,041 ♪ If you wanted my drunks If you wanted my charms If you devoted my heart; 417 00:31:57,115 --> 00:32:01,313 ,'Come don: closer sir, sir,' 418 00:32:01,386 --> 00:32:05,152 ; Oh, tell me that you want me g; 419 00:32:05,223 --> 00:32:07,157 Hope we didn't keep you waiting. 420 00:32:07,225 --> 00:32:09,660 No, no, not at all. And thank you for the wine. 421 00:32:09,728 --> 00:32:12,493 Yeah, that was right friendly, Mr. Kraft. 422 00:32:12,564 --> 00:32:14,828 Oh, not at all. My privilege. 423 00:32:14,900 --> 00:32:18,165 I hope the show comes up to your expectations. 424 00:32:18,236 --> 00:32:23,367 Never was anything like this at Lem Tullett's Saturday night keg parties. 425 00:32:23,442 --> 00:32:29,176 £3 426 00:32:29,247 --> 00:32:32,478 That's the kind of par/ez- vous I can understand! 427 00:32:32,551 --> 00:32:35,646 Uh, Mr. Kraft, were you able to contact Mr. Wade? 428 00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:39,554 No, but I left word that he couldjoin us here. 429 00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:42,924 By the way, did you bring the envelope with you? 430 00:32:42,994 --> 00:32:45,895 Oh, I sure did. It's right here. 431 00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:49,832 I ain't like Pa. I'm glad you're not, Ma. 432 00:32:49,901 --> 00:33:00,744 £3 433 00:33:04,483 --> 00:33:07,851 £3 434 00:33:07,919 --> 00:33:11,014 Oh, jonathan! This is like a dream! 435 00:33:11,089 --> 00:33:14,320 You haven't seen anything yet! You enjoying yourself, dear? 436 00:33:14,392 --> 00:33:16,326 Mm-hmm. Good. Good. 437 00:33:16,394 --> 00:33:20,194 Mrs. Kettle, mayl have this dance, please? Oh, my goodness! 438 00:33:20,265 --> 00:33:23,860 I haven't done much outside of square dancin' since I was a girl. 439 00:33:23,935 --> 00:33:26,870 Don't pay her no mind, Mr. Kraft. 440 00:33:26,938 --> 00:33:30,704 In her day, she was a mighty fancy stepper. 441 00:33:30,775 --> 00:33:34,040 Won a cup once for doin' the hoedown. 442 00:33:34,112 --> 00:33:38,208 Ever had a whirl at that, Mr. Kraft? Not that I recall. 443 00:33:38,283 --> 00:33:42,049 Go on, Ma. Loosen up and make whoop-de-do! 444 00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:45,886 Please do, Mrs. Kettle. Now, you stay here and watch your P's and (Is. 445 00:33:45,957 --> 00:33:50,155 I'd rather watch my par/ez-vous. 446 00:33:50,228 --> 00:34:05,008 £3 447 00:34:35,106 --> 00:34:37,200 What's the matter? 448 00:34:37,275 --> 00:34:39,710 Forgive me. I am so carried away. 449 00:34:39,778 --> 00:34:43,373 The music and you in my arms. 450 00:34:43,448 --> 00:34:53,722 £3 451 00:34:53,792 --> 00:34:57,228 Ma seems to be having a good time. She sure is. 452 00:34:57,295 --> 00:34:59,889 She's a cutup when it comes to zingin'. 453 00:34:59,965 --> 00:35:03,492 ♪♪ What are you tryin' to do? 454 00:35:03,568 --> 00:35:06,003 I feel like a Mexicanjumping bean. 455 00:35:06,071 --> 00:35:08,836 This is the rhumba. 456 00:35:08,907 --> 00:35:11,842 Did you lose something? 457 00:35:11,910 --> 00:35:13,844 I thoughtl heard something drop. 458 00:35:13,912 --> 00:35:18,611 Feel like I've dropped everything but my upper plate. 459 00:35:18,683 --> 00:35:25,680 £3 460 00:35:25,757 --> 00:35:29,352 Oh, thank you, Mrs. Kettle. We must do it again sometime. 461 00:35:29,427 --> 00:35:33,523 Yes, if I can get everything back in place again. 462 00:35:38,436 --> 00:35:41,701 You 're quite a Eng/stepper, Ma. 463 00:35:46,611 --> 00:35:50,241 Ma kind of gave you a workout, didn't she, Mr. Kraft? 464 00:35:50,315 --> 00:35:55,048 Do you see anything on the menu that appeals to you? 465 00:35:55,120 --> 00:36:00,889 Don't know. Looks the same this way as it does the other. 466 00:36:00,959 --> 00:36:03,326 Can't seem to figure this out, Ma. 467 00:36:03,395 --> 00:36:06,126 Of course you can't. It's in French. 468 00:36:06,197 --> 00:36:08,495 Suppose we leave it to the maTtre d'? 469 00:36:08,566 --> 00:36:10,500 It would save a lot of trouble. 470 00:36:10,568 --> 00:36:13,503 We'll leave it entirely to your good taste. Mara; monsieur. 471 00:36:13,571 --> 00:36:17,508 Oh, uh, MT. “ Meter-Gee“ 7. Yes, monsieur? 472 00:36:17,575 --> 00:36:19,669 How does that taste? 473 00:36:19,744 --> 00:36:23,044 I'm afraid that would be tough, monsieun. 474 00:36:23,114 --> 00:36:26,675 It would? Our? That is the manager. 475 00:36:26,751 --> 00:36:31,712 Stop showin' off, Pa, and let the man get our supper. Mara; madame. Merci. 476 00:36:31,790 --> 00:36:34,191 Mercy m you mo, Mr. Meter-deer. 477 00:36:38,763 --> 00:36:41,630 G," 478 00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:56,639 £3 479 00:36:56,715 --> 00:37:10,084 £3 480 00:37:10,161 --> 00:37:16,430 £3 481 00:37:16,501 --> 00:37:19,493 That ain't no way to treat a lady! It's just an act, Ma. 482 00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:23,405 It's all rehearsed. They're probably man and wife. 483 00:37:23,475 --> 00:37:38,414 £3 484 00:37:46,664 --> 00:37:49,190 Even if they are married, that don't mean he can beat her up. 485 00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:52,032 Where I come, they don't treat women that way! 486 00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:54,231 £3 487 00:38:27,572 --> 00:38:32,100 Ma, you shouldn't have done that. Why not? 488 00:38:34,746 --> 00:38:36,680 Here comes the manager. 489 00:38:36,748 --> 00:38:38,842 Madame was a great exhibition! 490 00:38:38,917 --> 00:38:42,353 The lady was simply carried away by your talented artists. 491 00:38:42,420 --> 00:38:46,015 It won't happen again, I assure you. Please do not apologize. 492 00:38:46,090 --> 00:38:49,856 I am delighted! My guests are delighted and we are delighted! 493 00:38:49,928 --> 00:38:52,761 Frangois! Our? 494 00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:57,359 Tell the wine steward to serve my friends the finest champagne in the house... 495 00:38:57,435 --> 00:38:59,460 and bring their dinner check to me. 496 00:38:59,537 --> 00:39:01,972 Bien. Mille fois merci, madame! 497 00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:04,475 Mara; messieurs/ Mara; merc/I 498 00:39:04,542 --> 00:39:06,977 Seems to me it was the fellow Ma tossed into the kitchen... 499 00:39:07,045 --> 00:39:09,639 that should've asked for mercy. 500 00:39:22,060 --> 00:39:25,997 11:00 a.m. and I ain't dressed yet. 501 00:39:26,064 --> 00:39:29,466 Back in Cape Flattery, we'd have halfa day's work done by now. 502 00:39:29,534 --> 00:39:32,196 - Who would? - You would. 503 00:39:32,270 --> 00:39:35,672 Well, that's better. Now, get up and get dressed. 504 00:39:35,740 --> 00:39:40,735 Better take a bath first Too many baths are weakening, Ma. 505 00:39:40,812 --> 00:39:42,746 Hmm! 506 00:39:42,814 --> 00:39:45,681 Who's there? 507 00:39:45,750 --> 00:39:48,014 It K/ona than. Well, come in. 508 00:39:50,154 --> 00:39:53,317 Ma, Pa, have you seen the morning paper? 509 00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:57,328 Here, look. Look at this, Pa. 510 00:39:57,395 --> 00:39:59,591 Why, it's Mr. Wade. 511 00:39:59,664 --> 00:40:05,159 Let me see it, Pa. “Man's body found in River Seine. 512 00:40:05,236 --> 00:40:09,833 Believed murdered. Identified as Adolph Wade.“ 513 00:40:09,908 --> 00:40:14,709 Too bad. He was a nice man. 514 00:40:14,779 --> 00:40:17,271 I can't give him the envelope now. 515 00:40:17,348 --> 00:40:21,615 - You think that envelope had anything to do with this? - It's quite possible. 516 00:40:21,686 --> 00:40:24,951 It's also possible that Cyrus Kraft and his so-called daughter are mixed up in it. 517 00:40:25,023 --> 00:40:28,391 Jonathan thinks that Pa should get rid of the envelope. Get your clothes on, folks. 518 00:40:28,459 --> 00:40:30,393 I have a friend at the American Consulate, 519 00:40:30,461 --> 00:40:32,589 and we'll take the envelope to him. 520 00:40:32,664 --> 00:40:35,031 Seems like the right thing to do, Pa. It's the only thing to do. 521 00:40:35,099 --> 00:40:38,592 We'll meet you down in the lobby. 522 00:40:38,670 --> 00:40:40,934 Too bad. 523 00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:48,003 Lfthe Kettles see this, we are in trouble. You shouldn't have killed him. 524 00:40:48,079 --> 00:40:50,446 I had no choice. He was armed. 525 00:40:50,515 --> 00:40:54,076 If you had done a betterjob in disposing of the body, this wouldn't have happened. 526 00:40:54,152 --> 00:40:56,712 There was no time. It was almost daylight. 527 00:40:56,788 --> 00:40:59,849 We must get that envelope before they turn it over to the police. 528 00:40:59,924 --> 00:41:02,256 Quiet! Quiet! 529 00:41:03,895 --> 00:41:09,163 You say Mr. And Mrs. Kettle do not answer? Oh, they left the hotel? 530 00:41:09,233 --> 00:41:13,466 Do you know when they'll be back? I see. 531 00:41:13,538 --> 00:41:16,769 No, no, it's all right. Thank you. 532 00:41:16,841 --> 00:41:21,278 They left 1 O minutes ago with the Parkers. There's no telling where they went. 533 00:41:21,346 --> 00:41:23,280 It's your business to find out where. 534 00:41:23,348 --> 00:41:26,648 Check with the cab drivers. Talk to the hotel doorman. 535 00:41:26,718 --> 00:41:29,449 We will wait for your call there. 536 00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:51,498 I'm afraid this means nothing to me whatsoever. 537 00:41:51,576 --> 00:41:57,310 That's why I've asked Commander Fordyce, our naval attaché, to look at it. 538 00:41:57,382 --> 00:42:03,219 Well! It's part of a missing file. The important part. 539 00:42:03,287 --> 00:42:05,381 Are you sure? No question about it. 540 00:42:05,456 --> 00:42:07,754 The file disappeared from Washington 1 O clays ago. 541 00:42:07,825 --> 00:42:13,059 Wefi/e all been alerted Then, then you mean it's kind of important? 542 00:42:13,131 --> 00:42:16,965 It certainly is. I only wish I could tell you how important, Mr. Kettle. 543 00:42:17,035 --> 00:42:20,471 Pa's the name. Excuse me. Pa. 544 00:42:20,538 --> 00:42:23,701 I can tell you they're plans vital to your country's defense. 545 00:42:23,775 --> 00:42:26,710 You've earned the nation's gratitude for turning these papers over to us... 546 00:42:26,778 --> 00:42:31,045 and keeping them out of unfriendly hands. I hung on to 'em all the time... 547 00:42:31,115 --> 00:42:34,847 except for the time Ma had 'em for a spell. 548 00:42:34,919 --> 00:42:39,686 And she ain't exactly unfriendly except after a big day's wash. 549 00:42:39,757 --> 00:42:44,820 Kinda touchy then. Pa, you old son of a gun. Let me shake hands with a hero. 550 00:42:44,896 --> 00:42:47,763 Oh, it was nothing, Jonathan. 0h, Pa? 551 00:42:47,832 --> 00:42:51,132 Yes, sir. Hmm? Oh. 552 00:42:51,202 --> 00:42:54,365 Congratulations. Don't mention it. 553 00:42:54,439 --> 00:42:58,808 Pa, you've been under considerable danger, perhaps without knowing it. 554 00:42:58,876 --> 00:43:02,278 Would you be willing to go on a few days more now that you know the risk? 555 00:43:02,346 --> 00:43:06,044 Why, of course. It's my duty, ain't it? Good. 556 00:43:06,117 --> 00:43:09,985 I want you to help us track down the men behind the theft of this top secret. 557 00:43:10,054 --> 00:43:12,079 I'm your man, Mr. Fordyce. 558 00:43:12,156 --> 00:43:16,821 Like Patrick Henry once said, “I have but one life... 559 00:43:16,894 --> 00:43:19,556 to give for my country.“ 560 00:43:19,630 --> 00:43:21,792 Nathan Hale said that. 561 00:43:21,866 --> 00:43:26,201 Hale, you say? You're a smart one, Ma. 562 00:43:26,270 --> 00:43:28,762 Pa, I want you to carry this envelope... 563 00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:31,810 with dummy plans and let these people see you with it. 564 00:43:31,876 --> 00:43:34,743 Especially the man Kraft and the girl Inez you told us about. 565 00:43:34,812 --> 00:43:36,871 When these spies know you're still carrying the plans, 566 00:43:36,948 --> 00:43:39,246 they'll make desperate attempts to get them. I'll foil 'em. 567 00:43:39,317 --> 00:43:41,786 No, no, don't do that. Let them take the plans. 568 00:43:41,853 --> 00:43:46,051 That'll give us the evidence we need to close in and clean up this ring. 569 00:43:46,124 --> 00:43:49,924 Okay, Mr. Fordyce. I'm itching to go to work. 570 00:43:53,564 --> 00:43:57,694 Seems to me you're making a guinea pig out of Pa. A defenseless one. 571 00:43:57,768 --> 00:44:02,865 Not exactly, Mr. Parker. We'll have two of our best men following Pa clay and night. 572 00:44:02,940 --> 00:44:07,571 Mr. Fordyce, you can get the bait ready. 573 00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:10,080 Pa, we're proud of you. 574 00:44:10,148 --> 00:44:13,516 That's right. Youjust said something that'll go down in history. 575 00:44:13,584 --> 00:44:16,451 Oh, you mean, “You can get the bait ready“? 576 00:44:16,521 --> 00:44:20,424 No. “I'm itching to go to work.“ 577 00:44:20,491 --> 00:44:23,256 Here you are. Now, remember, Pa, 578 00:44:23,327 --> 00:44:25,489 you'll be under constant surveillance. 579 00:44:25,563 --> 00:44:29,193 And should you feel yourself actually in danger, call on the men for aid. 580 00:44:29,267 --> 00:44:35,001 However, we'll have more success if the men following you remain entirely in the background. 581 00:44:35,072 --> 00:44:37,404 Good-bye. Good-bye, Mrs. Parker, Mr. Parker. 582 00:44:37,475 --> 00:44:40,137 Good luck, Pa. 583 00:44:40,211 --> 00:44:42,509 When Farrell and Harriman return, tell them I want to see them. 584 00:44:42,580 --> 00:44:45,515 They just came in. All right, send them in. 585 00:44:53,391 --> 00:44:56,417 You sent for us, Commander? 586 00:44:56,494 --> 00:45:00,226 Yes. Come over here. 587 00:45:00,298 --> 00:45:03,233 Take a good look at that partyjust leaving. 588 00:45:05,369 --> 00:45:07,770 You see them clearly? Yes, sir. 589 00:45:07,838 --> 00:45:10,170 Especially the man in the derby? 590 00:45:10,241 --> 00:45:15,543 That'll be a cinch. There can't be another man in Paris who looks like him. 591 00:45:15,613 --> 00:45:19,709 He's carrying papers we hope will smoke out a nest of important spies. 592 00:45:19,784 --> 00:45:23,687 Don't let them out of your sight. Yes, sir. 593 00:45:30,928 --> 00:45:34,455 Look, Ma. Oh, that'd look lovely on you. 594 00:45:34,532 --> 00:45:37,126 What do you think, Pa? Little drafty, ain't it? 595 00:45:37,201 --> 00:45:39,192 I don't think they'd have it in my size. 596 00:45:39,270 --> 00:45:42,001 Let's go in and ask. Now, you two better not wait for us. 597 00:45:42,073 --> 00:45:44,770 After we're through here, Ma and I are going to have our hair done. 598 00:45:44,842 --> 00:45:50,406 Now don't worry about us. We gotta go out and smoke out some spies, eh, jonathan? 599 00:45:50,481 --> 00:45:52,609 Now you be careful. 600 00:45:58,055 --> 00:46:02,754 Bye, bye. Pa, how'd you like to go and see Notre Dame? 601 00:46:02,827 --> 00:46:07,094 Hmm, a little too hot for football, ain't it? Pa, that's a hot one. 602 00:46:07,164 --> 00:46:09,792 That's what I said. It's more like baseball weather. 603 00:46:09,867 --> 00:46:12,302 Yeah, yeah. 604 00:46:35,159 --> 00:46:38,652 Hmm, you know. 605 00:46:38,729 --> 00:46:41,221 It's dinnertime back home. 606 00:46:41,299 --> 00:46:44,462 Well, I could stand something to eat. Come on. Let's sit down. 607 00:46:56,781 --> 00:47:00,979 Bonjour, monsieur. Voilà. 608 00:47:01,052 --> 00:47:04,511 Now don't go ordering the manager again, Pa. 609 00:47:04,588 --> 00:47:07,455 You'd better order, Jonathan. All right. All right. 610 00:47:07,525 --> 00:47:11,291 Mmm! Bring us two orders of the specialty of the house. 611 00:47:11,362 --> 00:47:13,558 Trés bien, monsieur. 612 00:47:19,036 --> 00:47:22,666 Yes, Jacques. At the Café La Cigogne? 613 00:47:22,740 --> 00:47:25,038 Good. Don't leave 'em. We'll be there. 614 00:47:25,109 --> 00:47:27,237 We must find out if they know about Wade. 615 00:47:27,311 --> 00:47:31,214 If they do, we must get the plans before they turn them over to the police. 616 00:47:31,282 --> 00:47:33,580 What if we fail? Then you will have to get them... 617 00:47:33,651 --> 00:47:37,485 to go to Henri's perfume shop. 618 00:48:05,082 --> 00:48:07,414 They're here. Who's here? 619 00:48:07,485 --> 00:48:12,480 Shh. Those two G-men. They're sitting right over there at the end table. 620 00:48:14,158 --> 00:48:16,456 Well, that's pretty clever. 621 00:48:16,527 --> 00:48:18,655 They really look the part. You're right, Pa. 622 00:48:18,729 --> 00:48:21,892 Atypical G-man would stand out like a sore thumb. 623 00:48:21,966 --> 00:48:24,060 Yep, they're G-men all right. 624 00:48:28,973 --> 00:48:33,274 Don't look now, but there's two of'em right behind you. Two what? 625 00:48:33,344 --> 00:48:38,874 Shh. Two of the spy gang Mr. Fordyce was talking about. 626 00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:45,747 They think they're smart, wearing American clothes, but they ain't fooling me. 627 00:48:45,823 --> 00:48:48,952 Well, you have nothing to worry about. Fordyce's men are here. 628 00:48:49,026 --> 00:48:51,859 Ahh. 629 00:49:11,315 --> 00:49:13,579 You know, these things look awfully familiar. 630 00:49:13,651 --> 00:49:18,282 Escargot bourgignone. Wait'll you taste 'em, Pa. 631 00:49:18,355 --> 00:49:21,290 Mmm! 632 00:49:31,135 --> 00:49:36,403 They taste something like the steamed clams Ossie Doolin used to serve in his dredgin' scow. 633 00:49:36,474 --> 00:49:38,602 Nice nutty flavor, haven't they? 634 00:49:38,676 --> 00:49:42,510 Mm-hmm. What do you call these things? Escargot. 635 00:49:42,580 --> 00:49:45,515 At home, we call them snails. 636 00:49:55,059 --> 00:49:57,153 I've had plenty, I think. 637 00:50:08,706 --> 00:50:11,732 Well, Mr. Kettle, how nice to see you. 638 00:50:11,809 --> 00:50:16,076 Won't you join us? Oh, do sit down. 639 00:50:16,146 --> 00:50:19,309 Where are the ladies? Shopping at Pierre Leroux's down the street. 640 00:50:20,951 --> 00:50:23,386 If you will excuse me, I think I'll join them. 641 00:50:23,454 --> 00:50:26,515 I must tell them of a wonderful perfume shop. 642 00:50:26,590 --> 00:50:28,786 Father, why don't you stay here? 643 00:50:28,859 --> 00:50:32,420 We'll meet later. A pleasant suggestion, my dear. 644 00:50:34,131 --> 00:50:37,066 Bye, gentlemen. 645 00:50:43,340 --> 00:50:47,140 Did you read this morning's paper? 646 00:50:47,211 --> 00:50:49,236 Well, uh-- As a matter of fact, no, we haven't. 647 00:50:49,313 --> 00:50:53,181 Look at that. My, my. Poor Mr. Wade. 648 00:50:53,250 --> 00:50:56,618 One of my best friends. A great shock. 649 00:50:56,687 --> 00:50:59,281 Have you any ideas to the motive? 650 00:50:59,356 --> 00:51:02,291 Maybe it had something to do with the letter Mr. Kettle's been carrying. 651 00:51:02,359 --> 00:51:06,557 Do you mean this letter? What do you think Mr. Kettle should do with it? 652 00:51:06,630 --> 00:51:11,124 Well, Mr. Wade had a wife back in the States whom I knew very well. 653 00:51:11,201 --> 00:51:15,195 I'd be only too glad to mail it to her, if you so desire. 654 00:51:17,107 --> 00:51:22,170 How stupid of me! I just remember I have an important meeting to attend. 655 00:51:22,246 --> 00:51:24,180 So, if you'll kindly excuse me-- Don't you want the letter? 656 00:51:24,248 --> 00:51:28,185 You can give it to me later at the hotel. 657 00:51:29,653 --> 00:51:33,283 See? We were right. It is part of his spy gang. 658 00:51:33,357 --> 00:51:36,987 One of them is following him. 659 00:51:49,740 --> 00:51:54,234 Look, the two G-men are following Mr. Kraft. 660 00:51:55,679 --> 00:51:59,616 We'd better stay here and watch him. 661 00:52:07,992 --> 00:52:10,757 Oh. 662 00:52:10,828 --> 00:52:13,957 Here they are! 663 00:52:14,031 --> 00:52:15,965 Well. 664 00:52:16,033 --> 00:52:20,903 Why, Ma, you look simply ravishing! She's pretty too. 665 00:52:20,971 --> 00:52:25,238 Some difference to her looks than when she's back home feedin' the chickens. 666 00:52:25,309 --> 00:52:29,507 Thanks for the flowers, Jonathan. They're beautiful! 667 00:52:29,580 --> 00:52:35,019 I love mine too. They are the, um-- the piéce de résistance. 668 00:52:35,085 --> 00:52:39,682 Well, that's funny. The man who brought 'em said they was orchids. 669 00:52:39,757 --> 00:52:42,488 Well, I guess we're all set then, huh? 670 00:52:46,030 --> 00:52:48,499 Just a minute, mister. 671 00:52:50,567 --> 00:52:54,060 Say, I've been thinking about those French postcards. 672 00:52:54,138 --> 00:52:58,837 If you still got 'em, why, I'd kind of like to, uh-- 673 00:52:58,909 --> 00:53:01,640 I make the deal, monsieur, but you will not open the envelope... 674 00:53:01,712 --> 00:53:05,171 until you get back to America. Yeah. Here. 675 00:53:05,249 --> 00:53:08,913 Here you are. 676 00:53:08,986 --> 00:53:12,047 Say, Pa, did you remember to-- 677 00:53:12,122 --> 00:53:14,216 Where in tarnation did he go? 678 00:53:16,060 --> 00:53:19,257 What's he doing over there? Hey, Pa! 679 00:53:21,465 --> 00:53:24,400 Coming, Ma. 680 00:53:26,637 --> 00:53:29,902 Am I gonna have to put a halter on you? No, Ma. 681 00:53:29,973 --> 00:53:32,704 Just doing a little errand. Come on. 682 00:53:32,776 --> 00:53:35,768 I'll keep an eye on him, Ma. 683 00:53:37,748 --> 00:53:42,345 Ah, good evening. You are just in time to take over our cab. 684 00:53:42,419 --> 00:53:45,411 Thank you, thank you. I suppose you're all kinda broken up about poor Mr. Wade. 685 00:53:45,489 --> 00:53:49,722 Oh, we both feel too dreadful for words. Oh, Mr. Kraft? 686 00:53:49,793 --> 00:53:53,252 Yes, Mr. Kettle? Do you want that letter now? 687 00:53:53,330 --> 00:53:55,264 Mm-hmm. 688 00:53:57,668 --> 00:54:01,696 Father, wouldn't it be safer for Mr. Kettle to keep the letter? 689 00:54:01,772 --> 00:54:03,900 I think you are right, daughter. 690 00:54:03,974 --> 00:54:09,003 But I thought you wanted it? Mr. Kettle, you are returning to America. 691 00:54:09,079 --> 00:54:11,070 You can personally deliver the letter... 692 00:54:11,148 --> 00:54:14,550 and extend our condolences to Mrs. Wade. 693 00:54:14,618 --> 00:54:17,110 Where does she live? I'll get her address. 694 00:54:17,187 --> 00:54:22,682 Now we must not detain you any longer. Good night. Good night. 695 00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:26,788 If he's a spy, he's a lulu. 696 00:54:26,864 --> 00:54:29,561 Café Robespierre. 697 00:54:38,075 --> 00:54:40,009 Ur? Taxi. 698 00:54:45,182 --> 00:54:48,117 Aprés ce taxi. 699 00:54:53,390 --> 00:54:55,722 01) son t-i/s al/és? Qui? C es deux hommes? 700 00:54:55,793 --> 00:54:58,387 Non, non, imbécile! Les deux dames et les deux messieurs! 701 00:54:58,462 --> 00:55:00,931 Ah! Café Robespierre. Chez Robespierre? 702 00:55:00,998 --> 00:55:04,992 Oux; monsieur: A ppe/ez an taxi. 703 00:55:06,436 --> 00:55:09,565 G; 704 00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:18,105 £3 705 00:55:18,182 --> 00:55:23,245 Mighty fancy hash-house, I'd call this. Mighty good eatin' too. 706 00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:28,383 And those fiddle players sure know how to scrape that horsehair. 707 00:55:28,458 --> 00:55:31,018 Sure is pretty, ain't it, Ma? 708 00:55:31,094 --> 00:55:34,223 Gives you kind of a flutterin' feelin'. 709 00:55:34,298 --> 00:55:39,065 Sounds like the tune I played for you on the Gramophone... 710 00:55:39,136 --> 00:55:42,401 the night I proposed to you. 711 00:55:42,472 --> 00:55:46,067 “Till the Sands of the Desert Grow Cold,“ wasn't it? 712 00:55:46,143 --> 00:55:50,046 No. “Roamin' in the Gloaminl“ 713 00:55:55,886 --> 00:56:01,154 Ma, if anything should happen to me while I'm being a G-man, 714 00:56:01,225 --> 00:56:05,890 I just want you to know that I thinkyou're the most wonderful girl in the world. 715 00:56:05,963 --> 00:56:10,560 Oh, nothin' ain't gonna happen to ya, Pa. 716 00:56:12,736 --> 00:56:17,799 Can't tell. I'm on a pretty dangerous mission, you know. 717 00:56:19,309 --> 00:56:21,641 Now don't go puddlin' up, Ma. 718 00:56:21,712 --> 00:56:25,546 Oh, now, go on with you. 719 00:56:25,616 --> 00:56:29,484 Oh, uh, look. Look. 720 00:56:29,553 --> 00:56:34,821 £3 721 00:56:39,129 --> 00:56:41,359 ls there any request you might like to have us play? 722 00:56:41,431 --> 00:56:45,163 Anything special you'd like to hear, Pa? Something in keeping with the occasion? 723 00:56:45,235 --> 00:56:50,002 Well, how about, uh, “Hail the Conquering Hero“? 724 00:56:50,073 --> 00:56:55,910 I'm sorry, monsieur. We do not know that number. - 725 00:56:55,979 --> 00:56:59,882 Oh, here comes our crepe suzettes. 726 00:56:59,950 --> 00:57:02,442 Watch the maTtre d' make these, folks. 727 00:57:27,344 --> 00:57:30,939 What do we do, eat it or drink it? 728 00:57:31,014 --> 00:57:33,540 You'll see. 729 00:57:37,387 --> 00:57:40,288 Look, Ma. 730 00:57:40,357 --> 00:57:46,854 There are the two spies who followed me in the restaurant this morning. 731 00:57:46,930 --> 00:57:50,332 - But I ain't scared. - Well, of course not. 732 00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:52,698 And those G-men are right behind you. 733 00:58:00,978 --> 00:58:03,709 Those spies can't put anything over... 734 00:58:03,780 --> 00:58:07,216 on Uncle Sam, or me. 735 00:58:07,284 --> 00:58:09,514 Never thought you had it in you, Pa. 736 00:58:20,430 --> 00:58:22,489 Hey! Watch out! 737 00:58:24,101 --> 00:58:26,729 Women and children first! 738 00:58:26,803 --> 00:58:31,172 Oh, monsieur, monsieur, stop! Control yourself! Control yourself! 739 00:58:31,241 --> 00:58:33,505 They're cooked in flames on purpose! 740 00:58:33,577 --> 00:58:37,536 - On purpose? - Certainly, Pa. I'll pay for everything. I'm terriblysorzy. 741 00:58:37,614 --> 00:58:41,847 Trés b/en, monsieur. A fine show you gave us, Pa! 742 00:58:41,918 --> 00:58:48,085 £3 743 00:59:02,272 --> 00:59:05,674 What's the matter, Pa? 744 00:59:05,742 --> 00:59:09,303 Ma, I think I'm getting one of my hot spells again. 745 00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:12,414 Cricketies! 746 00:59:30,033 --> 00:59:32,661 Pa, it's time to get up. 747 00:59:41,111 --> 00:59:44,046 Come and get it! 748 00:59:47,984 --> 00:59:51,113 Where's the grub, Ma? 749 00:59:51,188 --> 00:59:55,489 When you snap yourself out of it, it's downstairs. Oh. 750 00:59:57,928 --> 00:59:59,862 You all dressed already, Ma? 751 00:59:59,930 --> 01:00:04,026 Where ya gain'? Elizabeth and I are going with that hussy to buy some perfume. 752 01:00:04,101 --> 01:00:06,627 I thought you didn't trust her. I don't, 753 01:00:06,703 --> 01:00:10,469 but what's trusting her got to do with it as long as she can get it for me wholesale? 754 01:00:10,540 --> 01:00:12,872 Better be careful, Ma. 755 01:00:12,943 --> 01:00:16,675 Well, I guess I'd better get some duds on. 756 01:00:16,746 --> 01:00:20,307 You're taking a bath. The maid's filled the tub for ya. 757 01:00:23,954 --> 01:00:26,582 But I gotta keep all the strength I've got... 758 01:00:26,656 --> 01:00:29,421 for this dangerous mission I'm on. 759 01:00:29,493 --> 01:00:35,125 Mission or no mission, you're gonna take a bath! 760 01:00:41,838 --> 01:00:44,671 Well, all right. 761 01:00:44,741 --> 01:00:49,042 But if I get a fainting spell, it'll be all your fault. 762 01:00:54,251 --> 01:00:57,118 Ah. Good morning, Elizabeth. Ma! 763 01:00:57,187 --> 01:01:00,782 Hello, Miss Kraft. I'm all set. But, Mr. Kettle? Pa? 764 01:01:00,857 --> 01:01:04,487 Land sakes, Pa can't go no place the way he is. 765 01:01:04,561 --> 01:01:08,054 Well, we can wait for him. Miss Kraft, you don't know Pa! 766 01:01:08,131 --> 01:01:10,361 He likes to borrow, but he don't like to shop! 767 01:01:10,433 --> 01:01:13,528 Oh, but I'm so disappointed. Well, if we're gonna go, 768 01:01:13,603 --> 01:01:17,039 let's get goin'. Uh, well, maybe we could phone him later. 769 01:01:29,753 --> 01:01:34,088 Here we are, ladies. We may need you to carry things. 0m; madame/sells. 770 01:01:45,802 --> 01:01:49,966 - Hello, Henri. - Mademoiselle Kraft! What a delightful surprise. 771 01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:53,374 I brought my friends because of the liberal discount you gave me last year. 772 01:01:53,443 --> 01:01:55,775 Will you make the same arrangement now? 773 01:01:55,845 --> 01:01:57,779 Certainement, mademoiselle. 774 01:01:57,847 --> 01:02:00,282 I have a more exclusive selection in the other room, ladies. 775 01:02:00,350 --> 01:02:02,785 This way, please. 776 01:02:16,066 --> 01:02:19,092 Hmm, that's funny. 777 01:02:19,169 --> 01:02:21,638 I thought that door was made out oflookin' glass. 778 01:02:21,705 --> 01:02:23,639 It is, from the other side. 779 01:02:23,707 --> 01:02:25,903 From this room we can see what's going on in the other room, 780 01:02:25,976 --> 01:02:31,642 but they cannot see us. Why do you need such precaution? 781 01:02:31,715 --> 01:02:34,150 Why didn't you bring Mr. Kettle along? Mrs. Kettle is going... 782 01:02:34,217 --> 01:02:36,311 to phone him to join us here. 783 01:02:36,386 --> 01:02:40,152 Will somebody tell me what these shenanigans are all about around here? 784 01:02:40,223 --> 01:02:43,022 The idea is this, Mrs. Kettle. 785 01:02:43,093 --> 01:02:45,824 We are going to hold both of you as hostages... 786 01:02:45,895 --> 01:02:48,990 until we get that letter Mr. Wade gave to your husband. 787 01:02:49,065 --> 01:02:53,059 Well, Pa's got it, I ain't! Sol gathered. 788 01:02:53,136 --> 01:02:59,007 I'll get him on the phone for you. You are going to tell him to bring that letter here. 789 01:02:59,075 --> 01:03:03,137 Hotel Louis Quatorze please. You will make it urgent, won't you, Mrs. Kettle? 790 01:03:03,213 --> 01:03:08,276 Hmm. I should have known better than to trust a woman with black hair and blonde roots! 791 01:03:08,351 --> 01:03:12,982 Mr. Kettle, please. Mrs. Kettle? 792 01:03:26,236 --> 01:03:28,170 Hello! Pa? 793 01:03:30,540 --> 01:03:34,636 Yeah. Yeah, this is Pa. 794 01:03:34,711 --> 01:03:37,578 Where you at, Ma? 795 01:03:37,647 --> 01:03:39,581 I see. 796 01:03:39,649 --> 01:03:44,280 415 Rue de Rivoli. 797 01:03:44,354 --> 01:03:48,052 Mm-hmm. Huh? The letter? 798 01:03:48,124 --> 01:03:51,754 For heaven's sake, Ma, what do you want the letter for? You know there's nothing in it. 799 01:03:51,828 --> 01:03:55,025 Now, Pa, don't argue! You gotta bring that letter here! 800 01:03:55,098 --> 01:03:58,534 Tell him to come alone. 801 01:03:58,601 --> 01:04:02,401 And Pa, you come alone. 802 01:04:02,472 --> 01:04:06,670 I don't care if you have got a date withjonathan! Bust it! 803 01:04:06,743 --> 01:04:11,374 What's that? Listen! The Eiffel Tower'll still be there! 804 01:04:22,892 --> 01:04:28,058 Jonathan, that-- that was Ma, but she don't make sense. What do you mean. Pa? 805 01:04:28,131 --> 01:04:33,433 Well, she told me to bring the letter to 415 Rue de Rivoli. 806 01:04:33,503 --> 01:04:37,098 Said I was to bust a date I had with you to see the Eiffel Tower. 807 01:04:37,173 --> 01:04:40,609 Well, we-- we had no date. 808 01:04:40,677 --> 01:04:43,738 I get it! It was Ma's way of making sure you'd tip me off! 809 01:04:43,813 --> 01:04:46,043 She couldn't talk, she was being intimidated! 810 01:04:46,116 --> 01:04:49,814 Butjonathan, I've already seen the Eiffel Tower. 811 01:04:49,886 --> 01:04:53,345 Pa! It means that Ma and Elizabeth are in trouble! 812 01:04:53,423 --> 01:04:57,360 Trouble? Well, what are we standing here for? 813 01:04:59,462 --> 01:05:02,022 The G-men. 814 01:05:02,098 --> 01:05:04,192 Come on, fellows. Follow us. 815 01:05:10,039 --> 01:05:12,974 We're in trouble too. Those spies are still following us. 816 01:05:19,182 --> 01:05:23,016 415 Rue de Rivoli! Quatre cent quinze Rue de Riva/I. 817 01:05:28,358 --> 01:05:31,328 Follow that cab! Vite! 818 01:05:37,434 --> 01:05:41,701 Sui vez ce taxi! 819 01:05:41,771 --> 01:05:44,604 01) son t-i/s al/és? Qui? C es deux mess/burs? 820 01:05:44,674 --> 01:05:47,075 No! I e type aver le chapeau melon. 821 01:05:47,143 --> 01:05:49,009 Ah! Quatre cent quinze Rue de Rivoli. 822 01:05:49,078 --> 01:05:51,479 A ppe/ez an taxi Vite! 823 01:06:00,123 --> 01:06:02,785 Jonathan, those crooks are still following us. 824 01:06:05,028 --> 01:06:07,520 Yes, and those G-men are nowhere in sight! 825 01:06:07,597 --> 01:06:09,929 - Faster, driver, faster! - Eh, monsieur? 826 01:06:09,999 --> 01:06:13,025 Uh, Vite! Lfite! Uh, our; monsieur: Our'. 827 01:06:15,638 --> 01:06:18,664 Stop that noise! You make me nervous! 828 01:06:18,741 --> 01:06:22,109 There's nothing to be nervous about, ladies. I assure you. 829 01:06:22,178 --> 01:06:26,012 Unless Mr. Kettle fails you. Hmm! 830 01:06:34,023 --> 01:06:38,392 I thinkwe lost 'em, Jonathan. Good. Good! 831 01:06:50,540 --> 01:06:54,033 There! There's a police station! Stop! 832 01:06:56,212 --> 01:06:58,874 Now, Pa, get all the policemen you can and hurry! 833 01:06:58,948 --> 01:07:03,010 Meek me at M '5 Rue de Hue“! 834 01:07:03,086 --> 01:07:05,578 All right. Al/e; al/ez Vite. Vite! 835 01:07:22,605 --> 01:07:26,633 Ma's in trouble, boys! I mean, my wife! 836 01:07:26,709 --> 01:07:29,144 Follow me! 837 01:07:35,685 --> 01:07:38,177 Spies! Spies! 838 01:07:38,254 --> 01:07:41,280 Come on! Hurry, will you? 839 01:07:43,459 --> 01:07:47,123 It's life or death! Spies! 840 01:07:47,196 --> 01:07:50,166 They take pictures of the fort! 841 01:07:50,233 --> 01:07:53,794 Click-click! Click-click! Click-click! 842 01:07:53,870 --> 01:07:57,568 Ah, oui! Click-click. Click-click. 843 01:07:57,640 --> 01:08:01,804 Ah, you understand! Let's go ahead, boys! 844 01:08:06,115 --> 01:08:11,281 Spies! They-- They blow up bridges! 845 01:08:11,354 --> 01:08:13,846 Don't ya understand? 846 01:08:13,923 --> 01:08:16,756 Look. 847 01:08:16,826 --> 01:08:19,887 Bomb. Bomb. 848 01:08:29,238 --> 01:08:32,173 Boom! 849 01:08:42,151 --> 01:08:47,021 Oh! Zut alors! L'Américain, I! Est un idiot! Arrétez-le! 850 01:08:57,400 --> 01:08:59,960 Keep going! Don't stop! 851 01:09:00,036 --> 01:09:04,701 Go! Passed Vamoose! Oh! 852 01:09:19,722 --> 01:09:22,191 Now, don't go puddlin' up, Elizabeth! 853 01:09:22,258 --> 01:09:25,387 Foryour sake, Mrs. Kettle, I hope your husband will be here soon. 854 01:09:25,461 --> 01:09:28,453 He'll be here! Keep your shirt on! 855 01:09:28,531 --> 01:09:30,795 You can't hurry Pa. 856 01:09:37,106 --> 01:09:39,370 Ow! Ow! 857 01:09:44,881 --> 01:09:48,545 He's taking too much time. Maybe-- 858 01:09:48,618 --> 01:09:52,816 Maybe he's not coming at all! Oh, Henri, keep quiet. 859 01:09:55,458 --> 01:09:58,257 Suppose he became suspicious and went to the prefect of police? 860 01:09:58,327 --> 01:10:00,819 Be of no concern, friends. 861 01:10:00,897 --> 01:10:03,332 If we see any indication of trouble through that glass, 862 01:10:03,399 --> 01:10:07,029 our guests, afterjacques has clone his work, will simply vanish. 863 01:10:15,912 --> 01:10:18,677 Mr. Kettle, at last! 864 01:10:25,221 --> 01:10:27,815 Pa. Pa! Pa! We're in here in the back room! 865 01:10:27,890 --> 01:10:29,915 Stop him! Pa! 866 01:10:29,992 --> 01:10:33,622 Save yourself, Mrs. Kettle. He can neither hear you nor see you. 867 01:10:55,551 --> 01:10:57,519 Just a minute! Where's Ma? 868 01:10:59,622 --> 01:11:01,989 Atta boy, Pa! 869 01:11:02,058 --> 01:11:05,653 Where is she? Where's Ma? 870 01:11:05,728 --> 01:11:09,221 Boys, it was the only way I could get ya to follow me. 871 01:11:09,298 --> 01:11:11,426 My wife's in here, and she's in trouble! 872 01:11:11,501 --> 01:11:14,095 Jacques, throw 'em in! 873 01:11:14,170 --> 01:11:17,333 Ma! Ma! 874 01:11:28,084 --> 01:11:32,419 Pa! Pa! This man will tell ya I'm speaking the truth! 875 01:11:32,488 --> 01:11:35,549 Arrest those men! They're spies! What are you talking about? 876 01:11:35,625 --> 01:11:39,061 - Do spies carry credentials like these? - Gee whiz! 877 01:11:39,128 --> 01:11:42,223 Real G-men. Heavens to Betsy! 878 01:11:42,298 --> 01:11:45,359 Nous travaillons avec la préfecture de police. Trés bien. 879 01:11:45,434 --> 01:11:47,801 We gotta save Ma! Ma! 880 01:11:47,870 --> 01:11:49,861 Ma, how we gonna open that door? 881 01:11:49,939 --> 01:11:51,873 Huh! That's easy! 882 01:11:53,643 --> 01:11:57,170 Pa, come on in! It's all 0 verl 883 01:11:57,246 --> 01:12:00,181 Jonathan! Elizabeth! 884 01:12:01,117 --> 01:12:03,211 Oh, Elizabeth. 885 01:12:03,286 --> 01:12:05,220 Oh. Are you all right? 886 01:12:08,457 --> 01:12:11,722 Oh, Pa! Bless your heart! 887 01:12:11,794 --> 01:12:14,126 Am I glad to see you! 888 01:12:14,197 --> 01:12:17,064 I'm glad I got here in time to save ya, Ma. 889 01:12:17,133 --> 01:12:19,101 Mr. Kettle, you've done a wonderful service to your country. 890 01:12:19,168 --> 01:12:21,432 Congratulations. Oh, that's all right. 891 01:12:21,504 --> 01:12:24,530 Any red-blooded American would have done the same thing. 892 01:12:28,411 --> 01:12:31,312 You know, it's funny, but... 893 01:12:31,380 --> 01:12:34,145 all along we thought you two fellows were the spies. 894 01:12:34,217 --> 01:12:39,348 Th-That's right. 895 01:12:39,422 --> 01:12:43,757 We thought these two were the G-men. Posing as G-men, eh? 896 01:12:43,826 --> 01:12:46,591 G-men? Certainly not. 897 01:12:46,662 --> 01:12:48,596 Then why were you following us? 898 01:12:48,664 --> 01:12:53,431 Pardon, madame. Lam André and this is Chef Chantilly. 899 01:12:55,571 --> 01:12:58,700 And, madame... 900 01:12:58,774 --> 01:13:02,039 this is the greatest French dressing in the world. 901 01:13:02,111 --> 01:13:06,673 French dressing? We thought we would like you to manufacture it in America... 902 01:13:06,749 --> 01:13:09,241 and we would go, what you say, 50-50. 903 01:13:09,318 --> 01:13:12,117 Promoters! Get 'em out of here! 904 01:13:12,188 --> 01:13:15,453 Allez, allez, filez! Dépéchez-vous! 905 01:13:17,994 --> 01:13:20,964 You and your Marshal Plan. Bah! 906 01:13:26,435 --> 01:13:28,665 You, uh, bring 'em? 907 01:13:28,738 --> 01:13:32,003 Oh, yeah, yeah. Sure. 908 01:13:45,021 --> 01:13:47,615 You talkum too much! 909 01:13:52,561 --> 01:13:54,552 You look mighty pretty, Ma... 910 01:13:54,630 --> 01:13:57,122 and mighty Frenchy too. 911 01:13:57,199 --> 01:13:59,725 It'll be nice acting like those Paris-ites. 912 01:14:07,243 --> 01:14:09,974 ♪♪ What'd you do that for, Ma? 913 01:14:10,046 --> 01:14:12,538 From now on, that's the way we're gonna call the ki-- 914 01:14:12,615 --> 01:14:15,516 children to dinner. 915 01:14:20,656 --> 01:14:23,148 JM Descending Tones] 916 01:14:23,225 --> 01:14:26,752 I'm gonna have culture in this house if I have to beat it into 'em! 917 01:14:26,829 --> 01:14:28,763 Come and get it! 918 01:14:38,574 --> 01:14:41,168 Hmm. 919 01:14:41,243 --> 01:14:44,838 You know, Pa, to coin a new saying, 920 01:14:44,914 --> 01:14:47,508 “There's no place like home.“ Home. 921 01:14:47,583 --> 01:14:52,020 And it takes a heap of coin to keep a home too, Ma!